Toaster Oven Blues

Shortly after I mastered the Easy Bake Oven—or the lightbulb burned out, I’m not sure which happened first—I moved my culinary training to the toaster oven. At age seven or eight, I would whip up English muffin pizzas, Mr. Magoo toasted sandwiches (bread, American cheese, and topped with thin slices of bologna), and of course, my specialty, cinnamon toast. Boy, those were the days.

“Where have all the toaster ovens gone?”

Are clean countertops really worth it? I know it is the trend to appear as if you are not cooking in your kitchen—I too am a victim of this sometimes. And the thought of a greasy, boxy, tarnished apparatus taking up 2 cubic feet of counterspace is definitely a sacrifice. But not a day goes by that I don’t wish I could toast my turkey sandwich, melting the cheese and all, without preheating my big oven. And the cleanup of the 5-inch by 8-inch tray was a snap—and who ever cleaned them anyway? They were permanently lined with foil.

I think we are doing our children a disservice by eliminating toaster ovens from our kitchens.

“How are they ever going to learn how to cook?”

The recipes in this week’s post are for the children in our lives. Let’s get them back in the kitchen and out of the drive-thru lines.

The Doll Salad

The Doll Salad is a fun activity for young spend-the-night company.

The first salad I ever ate was in the shape of a doll—my mother was good. This is an easy way to sneak a few healthy bites into your child’s tummy, and a fun activity for spend-the-night company too. Order a pizza and ask the kids to make their own salad. Cut up their favorite fruits and vegetables, and let them go to town.

Form a ruffle-like skirt by overlapping the strawberry slices.

I used a small stainless cup for the head and to hold the salad dressing. The hair is made from strips of American cheese slices, and I used half of a fresh peach for the body, sliced strawberries for the tutu/skirt, and carrots and celery for the arms and legs. Grapes and blueberries are used for the buttons, shoes, and eyes. Anything your child likes that you have on hand will work. Get creative!

“Children want charcuterie too!”

Tic-Tac-Toe to My Tummy

Fix a children’s charcuterie platter at your next family gathering. Not only is this an activity for the kids, but also it will hold them over until dinner is on the table. I call this Tic-Tac-Toe to My Tummy.

Edible playing pieces make each game different and delicious.
Saltines and a slice of American cheese, quartered, make the tic-tac-toe board. Replace as needed!

On a small cutting board, arrange saltines and cheese to make a tic-tac-toe board. In small bowls around the board, place some of your child’s favorite fruits, nuts, cheeses, crackers, and deli meats. Anything that fits on the playing board is fair game. Well, you know the rest. The winner eats!

And, how about a homemade trick-or-treat for those special ones in your life? These quick and easy blond brownies are also the perfect sweet bite to end any casual meal. You’ll be surprised how moist and yummy they are!

“Yum” is the first word out of everyone’s mouth once they try these.

I’m not the biggest fan of making desserts, so when I find one that is foolproof and quick, I’ll make it over and over.

I use my KitchenAid mixer for this recipe (because it is sitting there), but you can use a hand mixer too—or your arm. I do believe the power of the mixer may give it an extra whip that makes them super yummy.

Yum Yum Bars

Makes 24 (2-inch) squares

2/3 cup butter, softened, plus 2 tablespoons, divided

1 pound brown sugar

3 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

2 ¾ cup flour, sifted

½ teaspoon salt

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

½ cup pecans, chopped

Preheat oven to 300 degrees.

Beat softened butter and brown sugar on medium speed in a heavy-duty mixer until thoroughly combined; add eggs and vanilla, blending after each addition.

Combine sifted flour and salt in a medium-size bowl. Add flour mixture to the butter mixture; beat at medium speed until combined, scraping down sides once.

Remove the bowl from the mixer, and with a wooden spoon stir in chocolate chips and pecans.

In the preheated oven, melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a 9-x-13-inch glass baking dish.

After the butter has melted, remove from the oven and tilt the dish to coat the bottom of the pan completely.
Spoon mixture into the pan, and spread out evenly. (Don’t worry if the mixture does not cover the bottom of the pan entirely; it will spread out while baking.)

Bake for 30 minutes. DO NOT OVERBAKE! Allow to cool completely before cutting into squares.

Learn from Leslie: For perfectly cut bars, place pan in freezer for a few minutes to chill before cutting.

Yields 24 (2-inch) Squares

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Ingredients

  • 2/3 cup butter, softened, plus 2 tablespoons, divided
  • 1 pound brown sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 ¾ cup flour, sifted
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • ½ cup pecans, chopped

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees.
  2. Combine sifted flour and salt in a medium-size bowl. Add flour mixture to the butter mixture; beat at medium speed until combined, scraping down sides once.
  3. In the preheated oven, melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a 9-x-13-inch glass baking dish.
  4. Bake for 30 minutes. DO NOT OVERBAKE! Allow to cool completely before cutting into squares.
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For those special neighbors or family trick-or-treaters, package Yum Yum Bars in cute little boxes. It will be the first thing they grab when they dump out their candy bag. Who doesn’t love a present?
Throw in a few candy corn in the box for color.
Pedestal from The Cupboard, Decatur, Alabama, at shopthecupboard.com

Liquid Gold

Cooking either runs in the family—or it doesn’t.

Luckily, I was surrounded by good food and talented cooks my entire life on BOTH sides of my family.

I believe even if you think you don’t like to cook, by being exposed to it on a daily basis, it will eventually rub off on you—whether you want it to or not.

For instance, Lily, my 20-year-old, until about a year ago used to sprint through the kitchen to avoid any cooking or dishes. Now, she has turned into a real foodie. She shares her love for cooking and healthy eating in her Instagram account called lilsburydoughgirl. Check out her “Jalapeño Business” coming to you this semester from Barcelona, Spain. It’s quite impressive and—hot!

Lily’s Instagram creations. Follow her on lilsburydoughgirl.

I love it when the first time you try a recipe it works out perfectly. That’s what happened the first time I made Nanny’s Red Sauce, a recipe given to me by my cousin Vicki, and my Aunt Nancy from Columbus, Ohio—both wonderful cooks. Nancy is my dad’s oldest sister–she is 97. She is Nanny to all of her grandchildren.

Recipes are meant to be shared.

Nanny’s Red Sauce

Makes 5 cups

8 cups fresh tomatoes, quartered

1 onion, chopped

½ cup olive oil

4 garlic cloves, smashed

1 teaspoon sugar

1 teaspoon kosher salt

½ teaspoon red pepper flakes

½ teaspoon ground black pepper

Salt to taste

Garnish with fresh basil and Parmesan cheese

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Combine all ingredients except basil and Parmesan cheese. Roast 45 minutes; then pulse in a food processor and salt to taste. Toss with pasta. Garnish with fresh basil and Parmesan cheese.

Simply toss Nanny’s Red Sauce with any style of pasta. It’s hard to beat plain old spaghetti.

Nanny says, ‘If you can read, you can cook.’

Simply remove the cores and cut the tomatoes into quarters or wedges. There is no need to peel the tomatoes.
It takes about 7 or 8 medium tomatoes to make 8 cups.
After the tomatoes, onions, and garlic have roasted for 45 minutes, ladle them into the bowl of the food processor. Be sure to get all of the juices too.
Pulse until smooth for a creamy, rich texture.

Yields 5-6 Cups

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Ingredients

  • 8 cups fresh tomatoes, quartered
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • ½ cup olive oil
  • 4 garlic cloves, smashed
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • ½ teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • ½ teaspoon ground black pepper
  • Salt to taste

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
  2. Combine all ingredients except basil and Parmesan cheese.
  3. Roast 45 minutes; then pulse in a food processor and salt to taste.
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I’ve made this recipe four times in the past few weeks. I’m like a squirrel stocking up for winter. Vicki says it freezes well—and that’s all I needed to hear. While the tomatoes are still at their peak, I thought I would fill the freezer. I may give it as Christmas gifts with a bag of pasta. It would make an easy and delicious Christmas night supper when you realize all the grocery stores are closed.

One recipe makes about 5 to 6 cups. A double batch will make about 3 quarts. It freezes beautifully.

It can also be left a little chunky too—pulse just two or three times. I also tested the recipe with roma tomatoes for the off season. It was delicious too.

For a more chunky-style sauce pulse 2-to-3 times max!

Oh, I forgot to mention, when you roast the tomatoes, onions, and garlic, your house smells like the most amazing Italian restaurant. It’s worth doing it before you are having company—it’s that good.

I wish I could bottle this aroma.

Learn from Leslie: If you double the recipe, use two separate pans to ensure the ingredients and seasonings are equal and accurate. Vicki likes to do a double batch. She leaves one batch chunky and purees the other into a smooth sauce.

This is the recipe that keeps on giving.

Besides tossing it with a variety of pastas, it also makes a wonderful sauce for Chicken-Parmesan. See recipe below.

Individual Chicken-Parmesan is an awesome choice for a small crowd. Dinner knife by Cutco at cutco.com.

Chicken Parmesan

Serves 4

1 ½ pounds chicken tenders

2 large eggs, beaten

1 tablespoon water

1 cup Panko breadcrumbs

¾ cup Parmesan cheese, grated

½ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon black pepper

2 tablespoons butter

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 cups of Nanny’s Red Sauce

8 slices of Muenster cheese, thinly sliced

Between two sheets of wax paper, pound chicken tenders with a meat pounder or rolling pin until ¼ inch thick; set aside.

In a small, shallow dish, beat eggs and water with a fork; set aside. In another small, shallow dish, combine Panko, Parmesan cheese, salt, and pepper.

In a large nonstick skillet, melt butter and olive oil at medium-high heat. While skillet is heating to medium-high, dip chicken tender into egg mixture, then into Panko mixture, coating both sides evenly. Place in hot skillet. Repeat with rest of the chicken. Cook 4 to 5 minutes until golden brown and crispy.

The chicken tenders cook quickly in medium-high heat in a nonstick skillet.
Place chicken on top of Nanny’s Red Sauce in an ovenproof dish.
Top with two thin slices of Muenster cheese, and broil 2 to 3 minutes or until hot and bubbly. Garnish with fresh basil. Stainless ovenproof bakers by All-Clad at all-clad.com.

And there’s more! A warm, savory appetizer is always welcome at any dinner party or cocktail hour. Use warm Nanny’s Red Sauce for dipping. These mini-meatballs also can be served over pasta as a main course.

A mini cast-iron skillet is the right size for these mini-meatballs. They are available at lodgemfg.com.

Savory Mini-Meatballs

Makes 38

½ pound pork sausage

½ pound ground chuck

1/2 onion, grated

1 carrot, grated

¼ cup fine breadcrumbs

1 egg, beaten

¼ cup ketchup

Pinch of red pepper flakes

Salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Combine all ingredients in a medium-size bowl. Shape the mini- meatballs with a melon ball scoop. Place on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

A melon ball scooper is the perfect size to form a miniature meatball.

Bake 30 to 40 minutes or until golden brown.

Serve with toothpicks and warmed Nanny’s Red Sauce for dipping.

Learn from Leslie:

If the ground chuck and sausage comes in a 1- pound package, with the remainder make two patties of each and freeze for a quick hamburger night or sausage biscuit breakfast.

Simply Irresistible Sides

I don’t mind serving the same meats or mains over and over again, but when it comes to the side dishes, I like to change it up a bit. Here are two of my most recent favorite side dishes. Both are simple and impressive—with five ingredients or fewer.

These Hasselback-style potatoes are a Swedish version of a roasted potato. It takes its name from the Hasselbacken Hotel Restaurant in Stockholm, Sweden. The name makes me think of David Hasselhoff—from Baywatch—I can’t help it! It’s silly, I know.

Baywatch Potatoes

Serves 6

3 tablespoons butter, melted

3 tablespoons olive oil

6 large Yukon Gold potatoes, sliced Hasselback style as directed below

Kosher salt

Toppings: sour cream and chives

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.

Melt butter in a small microwaveable bowl; stir in olive oil. Set aside.

Place potatoes, one by one, in the bowl of a serving spoon, slicing in 1/8th of an inch increments, stopping when knife hits the spoon. (The spoon prevents the knife blade from going completely through the potato—leaving it intact at the base.)

The metal of the spoon prevents any slipups with the knife.

Brush a 2-quart baking dish with the melted butter mixture. Place sliced potatoes in the baking dish. With a basting brush, brush the potatoes with the butter mixture; sprinkle generously with kosher salt. Bake for 30 minutes; remove from oven, and baste with remaining butter mixture. Return to the oven for an additional 35 to 40 minutes or until brown and crispy. The baking time may vary slightly, depending on the size of your potatoes.

Brush the potatoes with butter and olive oil mixture before baking; sprinkle generously with kosher salt.
The potatoes should be the size of a large egg.

Yields 6 Servings

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Ingredients

  • 3 tablespoons butter, melted
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil
  • 6 large Yukon Gold potatoes, sliced Hasselback style as directed below
  • Kosher salt
  • Toppings: sour cream and chives

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
  2. Melt butter in a small microwaveable bowl; stir in olive oil. Set aside.
  3. Place potatoes, one by one, in the bowl of a serving spoon, slicing in 1/8th of an inch increments, stopping when knife hits the spoon. (The spoon prevents the knife blade from going completely through the potato—leaving it intact at the base.)
  4. Brush a 2-quart baking dish with the melted butter mixture.
  5. Place sliced potatoes in the baking dish.
  6. With a basting brush, brush the potatoes with the butter mixture; sprinkle generously with kosher salt.
  7. Bake for 30 minutes; remove from oven, and baste with remaining butter mixture.
  8. Return to the oven for an additional 35 to 40 minutes or until brown and crispy.
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These are delicious with a steak dinner. Depending on the size of the potato, allow 1 to 2 per person. Pottery by earthbornpottery.net.

Both of these beautiful and tasty sides are even more attractive because they don’t break the piggy bank.

I like to think of the overall look of the recipes on the dinner plate. The Blistered Tomatoes are a nice, colorful addition to a plate of mostly brown food.

How cute are these?
Simple ingredients make this recipe a snap.

Blistered Tomatoes

Serves 3 to 4

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 cups (1 pint) of cherry tomatoes

2 tablespoons chopped, fresh basil

Balsamic glaze, to drizzle

Salt and red pepper flakes to taste

In a heavy skillet (I use my cast iron), heat olive oil to medium-high. Add tomatoes to hot oil, and jiggle often. After about 5 minutes the tomatoes will begin to shrivel.

To stir, simply jiggle.

Continue to cook 5 more minutes or until some of the tomatoes begin to pop open.

Drizzle with balsamic glaze, and top with fresh chopped basil. I serve this right out of the cast-iron skillet.
I like the thickness and richness of the balsamic glaze, but a good quality balsamic vinegar can be substituted.
Balsamic Glaze is available at most grocery stores; look for it with the vinegars.

Learn from Leslie: If you have any leftovers, the tomatoes are a treat to serve over pasta.

Bubbly Bar

“I’ll have a double mimosa, hold the O.J.”

Fresh fruits and flowers set the tone for this colorful event.

Nothing says party more than a chilled bottle of Champagne. During football season, Thanksgiving weekend, or anytime during the holidays, take time to set up an attractive mimosa bar. Start with a decorative tray and a variety of fresh juices, such as orange, pineapple, and cranberry, and of course, ice-cold Champagne. For those less festive folks, throw out a bottle of vodka.

A little humor never hurt anything.

A quick and easy appetizer to serve with a mimosa bar is Parmesan-Parsley Popcorn—which falls into my Emergency Appetizer recipe category. I always have these ingredients on hand. I love to serve such a simple nibble in an interesting container. It changes everything.

Even though I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life, I am somehow obsessed with vintage ashtrays. Certain things jump out at you and there is no explanation—other than there is a sense of nostalgia to them. I feel they will soon be extinct.

Be on the lookout for unusual serving pieces like these vintage treasures.

A large vintage ashtray is the ideal size and shape for a snack like this popcorn, and it’s always good to do something unexpected. The best compliment you can get after a party is for one of your guests to tell a friend what you did. Give them something to talk about.

One bag of microwave popcorn, tossed with Parmesan and then topped with chopped parsley. Impressive, huh?
Buttery saltines are always a crowd-pleaser; add a seasoning salt and they are over the top. Next time you have last-minute company, try Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel Sesame Seasoning Blend on top of saltines dipped in melted butter. Bake for 25 minutes at 275 degrees. (Bake on a rack on top of a cookie sheet.)
This blend of sesame and poppy seeds, sea salt, garlic, and onion is not just for bagels anymore.
The buttered saltines will get extra crispy baking on a rack instead of directly on the baking sheet. Find one that fits comfortably on top of your baking sheet.
And another really easy Emergency Appetizer is making a mad dash to the “olive garden” bar at your local grocery store. Spoon up a container of specialty olives, add a fancy lemon curl on top, and you are done. Voilà!

Somewhere near the ashtrays at most flea markets are the vintage ice trays—soon to be extinct too, thanks to modern-day ice machines. Look for an interesting ice tray shape, like this honeycomb-shaped one, to make a specialty cube to add to the bar. Pineapple juice freezes beautifully, and a cube of it will add a fresh taste to many of your concoctions without watering it down. Cranberry is a good choice too.

Small cubes are perfect for a skinny Champagne flute.
Cranberry juice frozen in a unique ice-cube tray almost looks like fruit when dropped into a glass of Champagne. It flavors as it melts. It’s a two-for-one special.

When time allows, order funny, printed cocktail napkins or interesting, custom cocktail stirrers.

Custom stirrers are available from Etsy at etsy.com/shop/FranJohnsonHouse.
How special are these stirrers?

Take advantage of fresh fruits and use them as a container for your garnishes, as I did here with the fresh pineapple. I simply cut a fresh pineapple in half, hollowed out the fruit from one side, and reserved the rest for garnish. You now have a beautiful bowl—that doesn’t need washing at the end of the night.

Decorate the bar with a pineapple bowl filled with the mimosa garnishes.

If hosting a special occasion with an honored guest, save one of the Champagne corks, place it in a mini glass shadow box, and let it be his or her party favor to remember the event. It will make the perfect keepsake. I buy these by the dozen—they come in handy for wine corks too. Thanks, Elizabeth, for sharing this idea with me years ago. (I have one sitting on my coffee table now that she gave me from our wedding.) It’s a thoughtful, easy gift. Your guests will be impressed.

This keepsake Cork Holder can be ordered from Mercantile + Co. at ggmercantileco.com.